Frankenburger
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Recipe type: Science Fiction Turned Fact
Cuisine: Genetic Engineering
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Serves: 1
 
Ingredients
  • 1 in vitro stem cell burger, grown in nutrient gell
  • 1-2 slices artificially ripened cloned tomatoes, fresh
  • 2 slices of the cheapest, most chemically-enhanced white bread you can find
  • 1 can of spray cheese
  • 1 teaspoon GMO soy-based mayonaise
Instructions
  1. In a microwave oven, nuke the hamburger patty on a styrofoam plate until browned (the patty, not the plate).
  2. Place the cooked patty onto one of the slices of bread. Spray generously with the spray cheese.
  3. Add the tomatoes and mayo. Slap on the other slice of bread.
  4. Enjoy!
Recipe by Burn Blog at http://www.burn-blog.com/5810/frankenburger-in-vitro-hamburgers-to-get-taste-test/