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FedEx Workers Get A Snootful of Chile Concentrate

This is the stuff: oleoresin capsicum, the concentrate from chile peppers.According to reports, a forklift operator punctured a 5-gallon container of concentrated capsaicin liquid that was destined for a hot sauce manufacturer. Continue reading
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The Right Way to Burn Your House

Disclaimer: Work of a professional dumbass in his own apartment.  Do not attempt this at home unless you are extraordinarily stupid.“What do you mean, 'your apartment's on fire?' I asked while cramming yet another slice of juicy, smoked tri-tip roast into my maw. That's a pretty stupid question, actually. There's no ambiguity when it comes to being on fire; you either are or you aren't. Don't believe me? Ask a Buddhist monk protesting a war and see what he says. Anyway, it turns out my ego mislead me into incredulity. Yet again. Continue reading
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