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Matteo’s Wacko Gelatos

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It was just another normal day at the Gelateria Matteo. Because it was early, there were very few customers, giving the gelato master Matteo Napoli time to focus on the two gelatos he was making: fig and onion. Yes, you read that correctly.

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Scared Straight Turkey Tamales

In (THIS IS NOT A VALID CATEGORY. PLEASE UNCHECK THIS BOX AND SELECT APPROPRIATE CATEGORY(S) by Mark MaskerLeave a Comment

Listen up, little dogs. All of you spoiled little chihuahuas, toy poodles, and terriers have had it too good for too long. Sitting at the screen door, barking at everyone, day in, day out, it’s a poor choice for a life path. You’re so lucky you don’t have it like your ancestors did. Four hundred years ago, Mesoamerican people kept …